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andrewjb
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Re: Happy Birthday Jimi
« Reply #25 on: Jan 9th, 2007, 10:00pm » |
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 . happy birthday. jimi.
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Happy B-Day Jimi. This one is just for you Bud!
HUSBAND STORE
A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: You may visit the store ONLY ONCE !
There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch. You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.
The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.
The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking. "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!
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Re: Happy Birthday Jimi
« Reply #27 on: Jan 9th, 2007, 10:23pm » |
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Fuckin A Sweet, Chewy!!!! 
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BarbaraD
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Re: Happy Birthday Jimi
« Reply #28 on: Jan 10th, 2007, 4:37am » |
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on Jan 9th, 2007, 12:05pm, brewcrew wrote:
Happy Birthday, Jimi! May all your wildest dreams come true. |
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Careful - at his age?????
Happy Birthday Jimi -- BTW - you weren't in the obits today so have a good one...
Hugs BD
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Re: Happy Birthday Jimi
« Reply #29 on: Jan 10th, 2007, 7:58am » |
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Happy LATE Birthday BRO!!!
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Re: Happy Birthday Jimi
« Reply #30 on: Jan 10th, 2007, 8:45am » |
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Jimi, I hope you birthday was the best ever! Happy birthday(a little late).
Pat
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Re: Happy Birthday Jimi
« Reply #31 on: Jan 10th, 2007, 10:31am » |
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Happy Birthday, Jimi!
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Re: Happy Birthday Jimi
« Reply #32 on: Jan 10th, 2007, 2:37pm » |
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Happy Birthday Jimi !
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Re: Happy Birthday Jimi
« Reply #33 on: Jan 10th, 2007, 7:57pm » |
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Well I just got in from Tunica Mississippi. We went down for my birthday. I was sitting at a .25 cent slot machine playing Lucky 7's. I knew 3 7's across paid 300. I hit Triple, Triple, and 7. I couldn't figure up in my head how much that was, but people started coming over and saying Congratulations etc.
Turned out to be 2700. Wish I had been playing dollar slots. But it still came out to $675. So it was a good day. We actually came back with $800 moew than we took down. They comped the rooms and all the meals. Great week!
Thank you guys for the Happy Birthday wishes. Makes a guy feel special. 
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Re: Happy Birthday Jimi
« Reply #34 on: Jan 10th, 2007, 8:11pm » |
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Well, I'm late, but happy birthday greetings all the same.
Sounds like you had a great birthday--can I rub your head for luck?
Best wishes,
George
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