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Ray
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Re: What the heck? Energized Water for Headache
« Reply #1 on: Jan 31st, 2008, 8:29am » |
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Oh, it gets better! [Not really]
http://www.waterpharmacyonline.com/good/headache_relief
Energized Water for Headache Pain Relief
Our specially formulated Energized Water has been developed for the sole purpose of safely and naturally alleviating the pain of headaches. Our Energized water will also assist in relieving the tension associated with headaches.
Recommended Directions for Use:
• Begin in a comforting environment free of harsh light and distracting noise. It is important that you feel comfortable and at peace in order for the Energized Water to have the best possible results.
• Pour two tablespoons of Energized Water in a glass or bowl and submerge the index and middle fingers of both hands for 30 seconds.
• Remove fingers from Energized Water mixture and gently massage your temples in a clockwise motion, with your eyes closed, for up to two minutes.
• Open your eyes and carefully dampen hands with remaining mixture. Gently rub your hands over face and neck, allowing the Energized Water to soak into your skin.
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• Add Ľ cup Energized Water to a foot soaking tub of comfortably hot water and submerge both feet for 10 minutes.
• After ten minutes, gradually add cold water to the soaking tub until the temperature drops to a soothing warm. Soak for an additional 2 minutes.
• As with the first recommended use, maintain a sense of calm or serenity in a place of comfort. We recommend softly repeating a mantra such as Today I feel wonderful. I am full of health, vitality and love. The pain is subsiding and I am thankful for the blessings in my life. Repeat this or your own peaceful phrase three times.
With the use of our specially formulated Energized Water, you can expect to feel the headache pain relief and inconvenience GO OFF within minutes of use.
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Re: What the heck? Energized Water for Headache
« Reply #2 on: Jan 31st, 2008, 8:30am » |
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Wow... and just $16.99 for a 16 ounce bottle.
Of course they aren't charging anything for the "special incantation.
As with the first recommended use, maintain a sense of calm or serenity in a place of comfort. We recommend softly repeating a mantra such as Today I feel wonderful. I am full of health, vitality and love. The pain is subsiding and I am thankful for the blessings in my life. Repeat this or your own peaceful phrase three times.
with warm regards,
Tony
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Re: What the heck? Energized Water for Headache
« Reply #3 on: Jan 31st, 2008, 8:39am » |
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That's BEFORE shipping Tony....
I commented on their site, challenging them to provide a peer reviewed journal article showing any effect on cluster headaches. I doubt that they will be sending me any.
You should read the [load of millarkey] testimonials on the website!
ARGH!
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Re: What the heck? Energized Water for Headache
« Reply #4 on: Jan 31st, 2008, 9:15am » |
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Are you surprised that this dangerous Dihydrogen Monoxide has some useful properties too?
Not only can it be 'energized' to cure your headaches, but its memory effect is used for 200 years already by the biggest health scam there is: homeopathy.
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Re: What the heck? Energized Water for Headache
« Reply #5 on: Jan 31st, 2008, 9:59am » |
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Just when you thought you'd seen it all........... 
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Re: What the heck? Energized Water for Headache
« Reply #6 on: Jan 31st, 2008, 10:01am » |
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But Ray....WAIT>>>THERE"S MORE! By ordering today you can also get this handy dandy ginsu knife which will chop aluminum cans into strips yet still slice a tomato wafer thin.......it's shiny handle is useful for looking at your reflection while centering your feng shui and mumbling your mantra!!!
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Re: What the heck? Energized Water for Headache
« Reply #7 on: Jan 31st, 2008, 1:48pm » |
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Ok, then...
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Re: What the heck? Energized Water for Headache
« Reply #8 on: Jan 31st, 2008, 4:16pm » |
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on Jan 31st, 2008, 8:30am, artonio7 wrote:Repeat this or your own peaceful phrase three times.
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Re: What the heck? Energized Water for Heada
« Reply #9 on: Jan 31st, 2008, 8:32pm » |
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on Jan 31st, 2008, 4:16pm, brewcrew wrote:
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Re: What the heck? Energized Water for Headache
« Reply #10 on: Feb 1st, 2008, 6:37am » |
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What did George Carlin say (new rules of life) "Flavored water is POP!" (Seems fitting here!)
But I think we're taking this all wrong guys. What we really need to do is come up with our OWN scam and market it... These guys are making BIG BUCKS on this stuff. We're laughing about it when we could be cashing on on something just as stupid as this.
Now just think about this -- Magic Headache Powder! We get some cheap baby powder, put it in a plastic bag, along with some "magic" herbs (to be determined later) and market it as Granny's magic cure for Clusters... should make us millions.... Anyone want to invest on the ground floor??? Haven't worked out the whole marketing plan yet, but this is a no-brainer and guaranteed to bring in millions when marketed to the masses.
Just think a headache powder that you sprinkle on your pillow and it works while you sleep... what could be any more simple? And the testimonials would be astounding....
Hugs BD
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Re: What the heck? Energized Water for Headache
« Reply #11 on: Feb 1st, 2008, 7:07am » |
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on Feb 1st, 2008, 6:37am, BarbaraD wrote:What did George Carlin say (new rules of life) "Flavored water is POP!" (Seems fitting here!)
But I think we're taking this all wrong guys. What we really need to do is come up with our OWN scam and market it... These guys are making BIG BUCKS on this stuff. We're laughing about it when we could be cashing on on something just as stupid as this.
Now just think about this -- Magic Headache Powder! We get some cheap baby powder, put it in a plastic bag, along with some "magic" herbs (to be determined later) and market it as Granny's magic cure for Clusters... should make us millions.... Anyone want to invest on the ground floor??? Haven't worked out the whole marketing plan yet, but this is a no-brainer and guaranteed to bring in millions when marketed to the masses.
Just think a headache powder that you sprinkle on your pillow and it works while you sleep... what could be any more simple? And the testimonials would be astounding....
Hugs BD
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The reality is that people who create these kinds of products generally don't make a bundle. And this is not to have any pity for them. But, their general disregard for the golden rule is often applied across the board. And, in the cosmic karmic justice department, they do end up "getting" theirs. Dante described a couple of perpetuity care communities for the folks who come up with the next big scam.
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