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LadyElaine
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An older couple is lying in bed one morning.
They had just awakened from a good night's sleep.
He takes her hand and she responds, "Don't touch me."
"Why not?" he asked.
She answered, "Because I'm dead."
The husband asked..."What are you talking about? We're both lying here in bed together and talking to one another!"
She said, "No, I'm definitely dead."
He insisted, "You are not dead. What in the world makes you think you're dead?"
"Because I woke up this morning and nothing hurts."
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sandie99
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Re: A old couple!
« Reply #1 on: Jan 22nd, 2006, 11:37am » |
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CH happends, Live anyway! PF days to us all!
"Do what you can and let God take care of the rest. Leave your heart wide open and always wish for the best" (Sanna Hillu)
"No matter how far out your dreams are, it's possible" (Marketa Irglova)
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lorac
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Re: A old couple!
« Reply #2 on: Dec 5th, 2007, 8:08am » |
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omg I have actually had that same conversation....only at the end my husband turned to me ,,,,and said....great then lets have sex! woo hoo!
I know he's from mars, Thats why I love him!
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