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Fascination
« on: Apr 7th, 2006, 7:44am »
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A 4th grade teacher was teaching her class some english conjugation. She asked the class if anyone could use the word "Fascinate" in a sentence?
 
Little Judy raised her hand and answered: "My family went to visit my grandmother and the view along the way was 'fascinating'."
 
"I'm sorry Judy", replied the teacher. "I want you to use the word 'fascinate', not 'fascinating'."
 
"Is ther anyone else who would like to try?", asked the teacher?
 
Little Verinica tried but she didn't get it right either.
 
Little Johny raised his hand and said: "I can use the word 'fascinate'."!!!
 
The teacher was reluctant to call on Johny because he had a bad habit of missing something.
 
Finally, when no one else raised their hand, she called on Johny.
 
"Well", said Johny: "My older sister has a blouse with nine buttons. Because she has such big tits, she can only 'Fasten eight'."!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Fascination
« Reply #1 on: Apr 11th, 2006, 9:27am »
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