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RDubois
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An old cowboy went to a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him.
She turned to the cowboy and asked: "Are you a real cowboy?"
He replied: "Well, I've spent my whole life on the ranch, herding horses, mending fences, and branding cattle, so I guess I am".
She said: "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning and all day long I think about women. When I shower, when I watch TV, when I eat, whatever I do, everything seems to make me think of women".
A little while later, a man sat down next to the old cowboy and asked? "are you a real cowboy?".
"Well", replied the old cowboy. "I always thought I was, but I just found out that I'm a lesbian"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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sandie99
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Re: Real Cowboy
« Reply #1 on: Apr 7th, 2006, 8:51am » |
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CH happends, Live anyway! PF days to us all!
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Re: Real Cowboy
« Reply #2 on: Apr 11th, 2006, 9:25am » |
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 .me too.
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