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Redd
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> The Polite way to Pee
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> During one of her daily classes,
> a teacher trying to teach good manners,
> asked her students the following question:
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> "Michael, if you were on a date having dinner
> with a nice young lady, how would you tell her
> that you have to go to the bathroom?"
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> Michael said, "Just a minute I have to go pee."
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> The teacher responded by saying,
> "That would be rude and impolite.
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> What about you Sherman, how would you say it?"
> Sherman said, "I am sorry,
> but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back."
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> "That's better, but it's still not very nice
> to say the word bathroom at the dinner table.
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> And you, little Edward, can you use your brain for once
> and show us your good manners?"
> "I would say: Darling, may I please be excused
> for a moment? I have to shake hands
> with a very dear friend of mine,
> whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner."
>
> The teacher fainted...
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Re: Manners
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Re: Manners
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Re: Manners
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Re: Manners
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Re: Manners
« Reply #8 on: Nov 25th, 2007, 6:10pm » |
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on Aug 6th, 2007, 7:38pm, Redd wrote:
> The Polite way to Pee
>
> During one of her daily classes,
> a teacher trying to teach good manners,
> asked her students the following question:
>
> "Michael, if you were on a date having dinner
> with a nice young lady, how would you tell her
> that you have to go to the bathroom?"
>
> Michael said, "Just a minute I have to go pee."
>
> The teacher responded by saying,
> "That would be rude and impolite.
>
> What about you Sherman, how would you say it?"
> Sherman said, "I am sorry,
> but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back."
>
> "That's better, but it's still not very nice
> to say the word bathroom at the dinner table.
>
> And you, little Edward, can you use your brain for once
> and show us your good manners?"
> "I would say: Darling, may I please be excused
> for a moment? I have to shake hands
> with a very dear friend of mine,
> whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner."
>
> The teacher fainted...
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