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Bumper Stickers
« on: Jul 29th, 2006, 11:49am » |
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IF YOU CAN'T FEED EM, DON'T BREED EM!
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Constipated People Don't Give A Crap.
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If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer. ...This one is on Zwibbs truck.
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Horn Broken... Watch For Finger.
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The Earth Is Full - Go Home.
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I Have The Body Of A God - Buddha.
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So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time. so is this one 
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Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult.
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If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away?
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Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.
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Illiterate? Write For Help.
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Honk If Anything Falls Off.
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Cover Me, I'm Changing Lanes.
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He Who Hesitates Not Only Is Lost,
But is Miles From The Next Exit.
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I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits
With An Unarmed Person.
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You! Out Of The Gene Pool - Now!
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I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To.
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Fight Crime: Shoot Back!
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(Seen Upside Down On A Jeep)
If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over...
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Stop Lights Timed For 35 mph
Also Are Timed For 70 mph
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Guys: No Shirt, No Service
Gals: No Shirt, No Charge
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If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does
My Mailman Look Like Jabba The Hut?
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Ax Me About Ebonics.
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Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel.
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Boldly Going Nowhere.
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Caution - Driver Legally Blonde.
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Heart Attacks: God's Revenge
For Eating His Animal Friends
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Honk If You've Never Seen
An Uzi Fired From A Car Window.
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How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down
Before He Admits He is Lost?
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GROW YOUR OWN DOPE --- PLANT A MAN.
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All Men Are Animals; Some Just Make Better Pets.
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AND Finally
"POLITICIANS & DIAPERS BOTH NEED
TO BE CHANGED OFTEN, AND FOR
THE SAME REASON"
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Re: Bumper Stickers
« Reply #1 on: Jul 29th, 2006, 12:08pm » |
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My other ride is a broom...
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Re: Bumper Stickers
« Reply #2 on: Jul 29th, 2006, 3:01pm » |
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Re: Bumper Stickers
« Reply #3 on: Jul 31st, 2006, 12:39pm » |
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Here's my faves:
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I have a pal who'd love that quote!
Quote:GROW YOUR OWN DOPE --- PLANT A MAN.
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Re: Bumper Stickers
« Reply #4 on: Jun 7th, 2007, 1:54am » |
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Re: Bumper Stickers
« Reply #5 on: Jun 8th, 2007, 10:50pm » |
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Got O2?
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Re: Bumper Stickers
« Reply #6 on: Jun 9th, 2007, 5:20pm » |
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Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult.
... well thats me summed up!
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Re: Bumper Stickers
« Reply #7 on: Jun 11th, 2007, 2:57am » |
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YOU! OUT OF THE GENE POOL NOW
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grant me the serenity to acept the things i can not change , the curage to change the things i can and the wisdom to know the diffrance and the power to carry that out
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Re: Bumper Stickers
« Reply #8 on: Jun 13th, 2007, 9:23pm » |
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Seen on the back of a motorcyclists jacket.
If you can read this I've lost my missus.
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Re: Bumper Stickers
« Reply #9 on: Jun 16th, 2007, 7:48pm » |
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on Jun 13th, 2007, 9:23pm, Barry_T_Coles wrote:
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I've seen that around here, except it was worded a little different.
If you can read this...
The bitch fell off!
The first time I saw this I nearly drove off the road.
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Re: Bumper Stickers
« Reply #10 on: Jun 17th, 2007, 11:41am » |
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Written by finger on the mucky back door of a van-
`I wish my wife was as dirty as this'
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Re: Bumper Stickers
« Reply #11 on: Sep 3rd, 2007, 9:27pm » |
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My other car is a piece of $hit, too!
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Re: Bumper Stickers
« Reply #12 on: Sep 6th, 2007, 8:44am » |
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I once created a bumper sticker that said "I Love Gay Porn" and placed it on my roomates car. It took him about a week to notice. I thought it was pretty funny.
All in good fun we were constantly pulling pranks on each other ...
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Re: Bumper Stickers
« Reply #13 on: Sep 14th, 2007, 1:19pm » |
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I once was a bumper sticker that said "Work hard, millions on welfare depend on you!"
Thought it was kind of funny.
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Re: Bumper Stickers
« Reply #14 on: Sep 19th, 2007, 9:32pm » |
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I laughed till I cried!!
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Re: Bumper Stickers
« Reply #15 on: Sep 20th, 2007, 5:25am » |
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True Bumper Sticker---" WARNING...I brake for Connecticut drivers, and all other aholes."
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Re: Bumper Stickers
« Reply #17 on: Sep 21st, 2007, 12:49am » |
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I saw this one and thought it was about right, for the way people drive around here:
As a matter of fact, I DO own the road.
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Re: Bumper Stickers
« Reply #18 on: Sep 26th, 2007, 6:32pm » |
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Well... by not shored Israeli stickers will intrest you, I got a gift one day sent to me by a friend from the states... this site (if not known yet) is a must visit site by stickers lovers - injoy:
http://www.tshirthell.com/hell.shtml
Omer
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My all time favorite is this:
Built by stupid, lazy Americans, Tested in Japan!
(With a picture of a atom bomb mushroom cloud!)
Rolo.
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Yalla ya Nasrallah
wish I knew the rest by heart but thouhgt you would find it funny, especially that an american catholic would know it.
however, I was raised Jewish.
there is a link to the song if you wish to find it.
funny stuff
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Re: Bumper Stickers
« Reply #21 on: Nov 23rd, 2007, 11:51am » |
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Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
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Re: Bumper Stickers
« Reply #22 on: Nov 23rd, 2007, 12:58pm » |
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Potter, I think they do, because they don't know they can't spell and it would still be fun.
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