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aubmari
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Clean joke for dirty minds..
« on: Sep 17th, 2007, 12:33pm » |
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It is hard to find a good joke today without a dirty word or two in it, but, here is one:
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods.
A small sapling begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"
The birch says he cannot tell.
Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are an expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in
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Re: Clean joke for dirty minds..
« Reply #1 on: Sep 17th, 2007, 10:25pm » |
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Re: Clean joke for dirty minds..
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Re: Clean joke for dirty minds..
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Re: Clean joke for dirty minds..
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