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Polish women are tough
« on: Sep 19th, 2007, 1:08pm »
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An elderly Polish man lay dying in his bed. While suffering the agonies of impending death, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite  pierogi with fried onions wafting up the stairs.  
 
    He gathered his remaining strength, and lifted himself from the bed. Gripping the railing with both hands, he crawled downstairs.
 
    Downstairs, he leaned against the door frame, gazing into the kitchen, where if not for death's agony, he would have thought himself already in heaven, for
there, spread out upon waxed paper on the kitchen table were hundreds of his favorite pierogi.  
 
    Was it heaven? Or was it one final act of love from his wife of sixty years, seeing to it that he left this world a happy man?
 
    He threw himself towards the table, landing on his knees in a crumpled posture.
His parched lips parted, the wondrous taste of the pierogi was already in his mouth. With a trembling hand he reached up to the edge of the table, when suddenly he was smacked with a wooden spoon by his wife.  
 
    "Back off!" she said. "Those are for the funeral ."
 
 
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Re: Polish women are tough
« Reply #1 on: Sep 19th, 2007, 2:17pm »
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Daaayummmnnn!
 
Women are EVIL! Grin
 
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« Reply #2 on: Sep 19th, 2007, 7:04pm »
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Poor guy!  Cheesy
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Re: Polish women are tough
« Reply #3 on: Sep 20th, 2007, 9:22am »
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OMG!!  
That is soooo my mother!!! And she isn't even a Polak!! Just married to one!!
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oh... Thanx for making me hungry, dammit! Gonna have to invade my mom's house for some GOOD food now!  Wink
 
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« Reply #4 on: Sep 21st, 2007, 4:07pm »
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« Reply #5 on: Sep 23rd, 2007, 7:07am »
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« Reply #6 on: Sep 25th, 2007, 11:08am »
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