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kimmiedawn81
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A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the man looks over at his wife and says: "Your butt is getting really big, I mean really big. I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue grill."
With that, he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measured the grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife's bottom.
"Yes, I was right, your butt is 2" wider than the barbecue grill!!!"
The woman chose to ignore her husband.
Later that night in bed, the husband is feeling a little frisky. He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off.
"What's wrong?" he asks.
She answers: "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie?"
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Re: BBQ Grill
« Reply #1 on: Oct 2nd, 2007, 7:23pm » |
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Re: BBQ Grill
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Re: BBQ Grill
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Re: BBQ Grill
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