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Beer is good
« on: Mar 19th, 2008, 1:38pm »
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If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.
 
With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1000.
 
With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left.
 
If you had purchased $1000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have $49.00 left.
 
If you had purchased United Airlines, you would have nothing left.
 
But, if you had purchased $1000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling refund you would have $214.00.
 
Based on the above, the best current investment advise is to drink heavily and recycle.
 
This is called the 401-Keg Plan.
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Re: Beer is good
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Amen. Wink
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Re: Beer is good
« Reply #3 on: Mar 22nd, 2008, 1:34pm »
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Hell,
 
I should be able to retire right now! Lol
 
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Re: Beer is good
« Reply #4 on: Apr 3rd, 2008, 5:57am »
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I like it--you should be on CNBC
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