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« on: May 5th, 2008, 6:48pm »
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Three women friends got together one day for a shopping trip.  Two of the women were single, and one was married.
As they were passing a shop window in the mall, a tight, black-leather outfit caught their attention.  They discussed it at length, wondering what effect the sexy leather clothing with boots, straps and buckles might have on the men in their lives.  They agreed that they would each buy one, try it out, and report back on what happened.
A week later, when they met for lunch, the first single woman sighed blissfully...
"I was waiting for my boyfriend at the front door.  As soon as he saw me in the leather outfit, his eyes went huge.  We didn't even make it to the bedroom."
The second single woman smiled happily...
"I put a raincoat on over the outfit and went to visit my lover at his office.  When I walked in the door, I opened the raincoat to flash him.  He slammed the door closed, and we made passionate love right there on the desk."
The married woman shook her head and frowned.
"I put on the leather outfit and waited for my husband in the bedroom.  When he came in, I struck a pose and gave him a big smile.
All he said was,
'Well, hello, Batman.  What's for dinner?'"
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Ah! The foreigners put on such airs
Wearing the tangerine suits
And their harlequin eyes.
The pain they inspire
Draws in harmonica melodies
And the feathers of birds
Which flame up at their touch.
It all comes to light in the sheer
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