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Yorky
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old and wise
« on: Apr 25th, 2008, 8:55am » |
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Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make
their days interesting. Well for example, the other day I went into
town and went into a shop. I was only in there for about 5 minutes, when
I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.
I went up to him and said, 'Come on man, how about giving a senior
citizen a f***** break?' He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
I called him a Nazi turd. He glared at me and started writing another
ticket for having worn tires. So I called him a s---head. He finished
the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he
started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The
more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
Personally, I didn't care. I came into town by bus. I try to have a
little fun each day now that I'm retired.
It's important at my age..........
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mummymac
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Re: old and wise
« Reply #1 on: Apr 25th, 2008, 9:23am » |
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I am going to remember this one for when I retire - Brilliant
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Re: old and wise
« Reply #2 on: Apr 28th, 2008, 8:25am » |
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Re: old and wise
« Reply #3 on: Apr 28th, 2008, 4:40pm » |
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on Apr 25th, 2008, 8:55am, Yorky wrote:
Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make
their days interesting. Well for example, the other day I went into
town and went into a shop. I was only in there for about 5 minutes, when
I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.
I went up to him and said, 'Come on man, how about giving a senior
citizen a f***** break?' He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
I called him a Nazi turd. He glared at me and started writing another
ticket for having worn tires. So I called him a s---head. He finished
the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he
started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The
more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
Personally, I didn't care. I came into town by bus. I try to have a
little fun each day now that I'm retired.
It's important at my age..........
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I've actually done that!!!
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welshchipmonk
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Re: old and wise
« Reply #4 on: May 5th, 2008, 10:49am » |
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on Apr 28th, 2008, 4:40pm, LeLimey wrote:
I've actually done that!!!
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Help, where do you live so that I can avoid your town!!!!
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