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IMPORTANT NEWS TO ALL GUYS THAT GO OUT TO BARS...
« on: Mar 30th, 2003, 5:03pm » |
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PLEASE READ THIS, IT'S IMPORTANT NEWS TO ALL GUYS THAT GO OUT TO CLUBS OR BARS
Men, be more alert and cautious when getting a drink offer from a girl.
Good girls out there, please forward this message to your guy friends. And girlfriends take heed.
There is a new drug that is in liquid form. The drug is now being used by female sexual predators at parties to induce their male victims to have sex with them. The shocking news is that the drug is available virtually anywhere!
It goes by the street name "Beer".
All girls have to do is buy a "Beer" or two for almost any guy and then simply ask the guy home for no-strings-attached sex. Men are rendered literally helpless against such tactics.
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Re: IMPORTANT NEWS TO ALL GUYS THAT GO OUT TO BARS
« Reply #1 on: Mar 30th, 2003, 5:15pm » |
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There are other drugs out there that seem to have the same effect. They are called Food, Big Boobies, and the most famous one which is No Committment. 
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« Reply #2 on: Mar 30th, 2003, 5:19pm » |
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on Mar 30th, 2003, 5:15pm, suzy617 wrote:There are other drugs out there that seem to have the same effect. Big Boobies, ;D
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 ...I don't have that drug...  any ideas as to where I can get it.... ???
Cathy...
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« Reply #3 on: Mar 30th, 2003, 5:19pm » |
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who needs beer?
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« Reply #4 on: Mar 30th, 2003, 5:28pm » |
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Cathy,
I should know by now to only discuss big boobies when your not online. Ya make me feel bad....
I will tell you when the drugstore puts the big boobie tablets on sale. 
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« Reply #5 on: Mar 30th, 2003, 5:34pm » |
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;D...LOL Suzy ...don't worry cos they say more than a mouthfuls a waste!
Cathy....happy flat
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Re: IMPORTANT NEWS TO ALL GUYS THAT GO OUT TO BARS
« Reply #6 on: Mar 30th, 2003, 5:44pm » |
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on Mar 30th, 2003, 5:03pm, brain_cramps wrote:
All girls have to do is buy a "Beer" or two for almost any guy and then simply ask the guy home for no-strings-attached sex. |
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I'm gonna try this one tonight....... ;D ;D ;D
I'll let you know if it works!
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« Reply #7 on: Mar 30th, 2003, 5:46pm » |
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Cathy, and the best part is that you dont have to worry when you get old about tripping over them things LOL.
Ok nuff said about the boobies
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« Reply #8 on: Mar 30th, 2003, 6:23pm » |
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don't worry cos they say more than a mouthfuls a waste!
They Lie! ;D
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« Reply #9 on: Mar 30th, 2003, 6:32pm » |
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on Mar 30th, 2003, 6:23pm, kissmyglass wrote:don't worry cos they say more than a mouthfuls a waste!
They Lie! ;D
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« Reply #10 on: Mar 30th, 2003, 6:38pm » |
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Small boobs rule.
Im a small boob guy.
Thats all I have to say.
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Need to revise this.
When you get an ass that flows into the thighs its heaven.....who needs boobs when you have that? ;D
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« Reply #11 on: Mar 30th, 2003, 6:50pm » |
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on Mar 30th, 2003, 6:23pm, kissmyglass wrote:don't worry cos they say more than a mouthfuls a waste!
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You guys do know that it goes both ways, don't you?......
(size doesn't matter my ass)
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« Reply #12 on: Mar 30th, 2003, 6:58pm » |
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on Mar 30th, 2003, 6:50pm, Roxy wrote:
You guys do know that it goes both ways, don't you?......
(size doesn't matter my ass)
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I know your not talking to me, Tracey.......LOL
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« Reply #14 on: Mar 30th, 2003, 9:01pm » |
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LOL Roxy, Good point!!
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« Reply #15 on: Mar 31st, 2003, 1:45am » |
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on Mar 30th, 2003, 6:58pm, jonny wrote:
I know your not talking to me, Tracey
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I don't know jonny.....might have to see some pics.... ;D
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Re: IMPORTANT NEWS TO ALL GUYS THAT GO OUT TO BARS
« Reply #16 on: Mar 31st, 2003, 12:57pm » |
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hmmmm...all I can say on the guy bit is more than a mouth full would choke me....  I can't believe I just posted that...lol
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« Reply #17 on: Mar 31st, 2003, 8:25pm » |
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on Mar 31st, 2003, 1:45am, Roxy wrote:
I don't know jonny.....might have to see some pics.... ;D
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You BTDT......LOL ;D
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« Reply #18 on: Mar 31st, 2003, 8:45pm » |
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Special and very un PC message to Jonny (you were WONDERFUL darling) and all the guys out there who don't need beer
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Re: IMPORTANT NEWS TO ALL GUYS THAT GO OUT TO BARS
« Reply #19 on: Mar 31st, 2003, 9:02pm » |
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You guy'd all be a blast ta party with....no doubt....do they have generic boob enhancer pills.......had ta ask that question Pam
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