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Third Little Pig Loves Me
« on: Jan 25th, 2004, 11:53am » |
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Verapamil: 240mg 3x/day
Topomax: 200mg 2x/day
Water: 10x normal/day
Result: If I didn't know better, I would have thought a rabbit or small deer moved into the place. Yep, shittin bricks here.
Condition now back up at Asscon 2. Swore off Captain Crunch. Now on fiber diet including branola-twiglets. Wheat bread. Wheat thins. Brown rice. Prune juice cocktails throughout the day. Mangoes, pears, etc.
Comparing the enemas on aisle 12, I'm forced to face the reality of an indefinate seige at Asscon 1. O butt! for a good bowel movement!
<sigh>
Then again, the game "pull my finger" has become an quite an attraction in our house. 
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Re: Third Little Pig Loves Me
« Reply #1 on: Jan 25th, 2004, 12:12pm » |
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LMAO!!
Hope everything works its way out...
Brad
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Re: Third Little Pig Loves Me
« Reply #2 on: Jan 25th, 2004, 1:07pm » |
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I am cornholeo... need t-p for my bung-hole
Don't go into the woods today.... they may mistake you for bambi
Unfortunately I have the same problem.. I just combat it with lots of fresh fruit, veggies and high fiber bread and rye crisps. Lots of water too as the Verap and Lithium make me pee a lot and I get dehydrated quickly.
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Re: Third Little Pig Loves Me
« Reply #3 on: Jan 25th, 2004, 5:18pm » |
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try taking magnesium.
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Tiannia
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Re: Third Little Pig Loves Me
« Reply #4 on: Jan 26th, 2004, 6:06pm » |
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"if you go out in the woods today, you better not go alone...."
I'm sorry Toader, but after all of the shit you have given me... 
(No pun intended hehe)
You can always try some baby food. It goes right through my son, maybe it will run right through you??
Tiannia
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Re: Third Little Pig Loves Me
« Reply #5 on: Jan 26th, 2004, 9:44pm » |
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Toader,
Thought of you today...... On the can, laughing about Asscon 1 or 2 or 3 (hell, I dunno) I have no idea what the stages meant, AND I DONT WANT TO KNOW...
How's it going bud? Better?
-Brad
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Re: Third Little Pig Loves Me
« Reply #6 on: Jan 26th, 2004, 11:08pm » |
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Have initiated operation BM (err ... Bulk Magnesium). Movement Detected. Outcome Uncertain.
At this point, it's your typical military operation. Preparing for massive incoming, but in the meantime - alot of hurry up and wait.
Asscon 1, 2, 3 - well, dammit Brad, you're going to find out!!!! It's various levels of constipation. There, I said it. Whew, I'm glad that's over. Now pass the Cheezwhiz. So, who do you gonna think is gonna win the SuperBowl, eh?
In all honesty, it's just poop, right? I mean, I can't be the only clusterhead taking this dope who has ... errr .... issues?
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Ok, well everyone thanks for your advice and concern. Just to have you know, I will be avoiding woodland areas just in case (leaves of 3 - let it be!).
Tia - Baby food, eh? Time for Operation BF!
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Re: Third Little Pig Loves Me
« Reply #7 on: Jan 26th, 2004, 11:29pm » |
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Well if you are crazy enough to try it go for the strained peas and carrots. They really dont taste that bad. But I cant make any claims for the results. The fruits are decent but stay away from the prunes they are NASTY  ....
I wish you luck. Toader.
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