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Does anyone over there understand cricket?
Jun 15th, 2008 at 6:01pm
 
Hi,

I use this site rather than the British one 'cos it's more informal and more friendly. I've met lots of people from the U.S. and Canada both in England and over there on holiday (vacation).

It's often said that we are separated by a common language but we manage to communicate - I've never met anyone from over your side who understands that cricket is a game which can be played over 5 days and still end in a draw. Is there anyone out there who understands it.

The following is a brief - and believe me - an accurate description of the game:

You have two sides, one out in the field and one in.

Each man that's in the side that's in, goes out, and when he's out, he comes in and the next man goes in until he's out.

When they are all out the side that's out comes in and the side that's been in goes out and tries to get those coming in out.

Sometimes you get men still in and not out.

When both sides have been in and out including the not-outs, that's the end of the game.


There - I bet that makes it clear to everyone - any comments?

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Melvyn Smiley
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Reply #1 - Jun 15th, 2008 at 6:24pm
 
Melvyn wrote on Jun 15th, 2008 at 6:01pm:
the side that's out comes in and the side that's been in goes out and tries to get those coming in out.
Sometimes you get men still in and not out.


I think there are mens over here who enjoy this game Smiley
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Reply #2 - Jun 15th, 2008 at 6:28pm
 
KJ wrote on Jun 15th, 2008 at 6:24pm:
Melvyn wrote on Jun 15th, 2008 at 6:01pm:
the side that's out comes in and the side that's been in goes out and tries to get those coming in out.
Sometimes you get men still in and not out.


I think there are mens over here who enjoy this game Smiley

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Reply #3 - Jun 15th, 2008 at 6:32pm
 
Who gives a fuck?.....Really!  Wink
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Reply #4 - Jun 15th, 2008 at 6:42pm
 
Hi,

I said I use this site because it is so friendly - they say the exception proves the rule' --  Jonny you really are exceptional!!

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Reply #5 - Jun 15th, 2008 at 6:53pm
 
You're right about Jonny of course. He's
just not being cricket.  Roll Eyes Cool

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Reply #6 - Jun 15th, 2008 at 6:56pm
 
Melvyn wrote on Jun 15th, 2008 at 6:42pm:
Hi,

I said I use this site because it is so friendly - they say the exception proves the rule' --  Jonny you really are exceptional!!

regads,

Melvyn


My apologies to you Melvyn, I was out of line! Sad
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Reply #7 - Jun 15th, 2008 at 7:02pm
 
Smiley, thanks. jonny, my Leige, Smiley. andrew.
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Reply #8 - Jun 15th, 2008 at 7:29pm
 
Well, okay...

I've made an (admittedly) half-hearted effort to understand the rules of cricket, and I still find the game completely impenetrable.

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"While the batsmen are attempting a run, the fielders may dismiss either batsman by using the ball to knock the bails off the set of stumps to which the batsman is closest before he has grounded himself or his bat in the crease."

Hmm.

"If a fielder knocks the bails off the stumps with the ball while no part of the batsman is grounded behind the popping crease, the batsman nearer the broken wicket is run out. The batsman may ground the bat, provided he or she is holding it."

Very enlightening.

This, I think, is the most telling:

"The game is played in accordance with 42 laws, which have been developed by the Marylebone Cricket Club in discussion with the main cricketing nations. Teams may agree before a game to introduce other rules or alter some of the existing rules."

Are you sure cricket isn't some elaborate and long-running practical joke on the rest of us?

Just askin'.   Wink

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Reply #9 - Jun 15th, 2008 at 9:19pm
 
Yep I understand it: about as much as I understand two soccer teams playing a whole game to achieve a nil all draw, & everyone goes home happy. Roll Eyes

Give me Aussie rules football anytime; Brian probably wont agree here being a Queenslander I believe he follows that game where blokes on both teams stick thier heads between the posterior of the other team mates & try to push them over while fighting for the ball. Cheesy

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Reply #10 - Jun 15th, 2008 at 9:43pm
 
Barry_T_Coles wrote on Jun 15th, 2008 at 9:19pm:
Give me Aussie rules football anytime; Brian probably wont agree here being a Queenslander...

Still beats the cross-country ballet that you follow.  Or the full-combat chess of the US.
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There's nothing like an afternoon of televised live curling on a Sunday afternoon though

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Reply #12 - Jun 16th, 2008 at 2:30am
 
Nope, dont't understand the rules, but all the kids played in in the summer, girls and boys- in the days when kids played outside.
I knew something about LBW and sixes or something like that ( used to play fox and hounds a lot to) and some ohter things I fogot. 

I remember the ball bloody hurts if it hits you and love the thump sound the bat makes.  I could thwack the ball a good distants. Oh yes and the ball leaves a big red stain in the groin area which for some reason the boys always rubbed the ball into?????????? what was that all about! Cheesy
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Reply #13 - Jun 16th, 2008 at 5:01am
 
The only good thing about cricket is getting bladdered afterwards and then everyone trooping off for a curry! I miss those days! I don't think I ever watched a whole Over though -  Roll Eyes
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Reply #14 - Jun 16th, 2008 at 11:51am
 
Crickets are a great bait for bluegill fishing!

Thats about all I know Cheesy

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Crickets are a great bait for bluegill fishing!

With you on that one, jimmers.  Had everything organised for a great night, beer chilling in the creek, and do you reckon I could find any bait?  Not so much as a frog, moth or a leech!

Heard an unusual noise and it turned out to be a black snake downing a cricket and the fight was on because he wouldn't let it go.  Finally poured some beer down his throat, got the cricket, and was able to do some serious drinking fishing.

Coupla minutes later I feels this bump, bump, bump on my leg and it's the old black snake back, eh. He's got another cricket.
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Melvyn wrote on Jun 15th, 2008 at 6:01pm:
Hi,

I use this site rather than the British one 'cos it's more informal and more friendly. I've met lots of people from the U.S. and Canada both in England and over there on holiday (vacation).

It's often said that we are separated by a common language but we manage to communicate - I've never met anyone from over your side who understands that cricket is a game which can be played over 5 days and still end in a draw. Is there anyone out there who understands it.

The following is a brief - and believe me - an accurate description of the game:

You have two sides, one out in the field and one in.

Each man that's in the side that's in, goes out, and when he's out, he comes in and the next man goes in until he's out.

When they are all out the side that's out comes in and the side that's been in goes out and tries to get those coming in out.

Sometimes you get men still in and not out.

When both sides have been in and out including the not-outs, that's the end of the game.


There - I bet that makes it clear to everyone - any comments?

regards,

Melvyn Smiley


That's a LOT of in and out action.  Wink
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It's not the game that matters or who wins/looses it's the booze up after that really matters. Wink
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Barry_T_Coles wrote on Jun 17th, 2008 at 4:20am:
It's not the game that matters or who wins/looses it's the booze up after that really matters. Wink



Now you see my mate Barry is talking my kind of Cricket!! loves ya lots Barry!  Kiss
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Reply #19 - Jun 18th, 2008 at 10:13am
 
I'm purely an out-doors sort of bloke so my favourite, naturally, will always be rodeo-sex.

It occasionally happens that I'm stuck inside due to cyclones, earthquakes, wars, hangovers and the like, and this is where cricket-sex becomes interesting because the rules are so simple -

a.)   It can only happen during the boring parts of the telecast and,

b.)   It must stop when something exciting happens during the match.

I'm sure this is why a certain English witch, whose anonymity is assured, prefers the five-day tests to the new one-day matches, but it's 'rodeo' for me every time.



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no better than I understand Cicada.....

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Barry_T_Coles wrote on Jun 17th, 2008 at 4:20am:
It's not the game that matters or who wins/looses it's the booze up after that really matters. Wink

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Reply #22 - Jun 18th, 2008 at 3:23pm
 
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Crickets are a great bait for bluegill fishing!

Thats about all I know Cheesy

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Reply #23 - Jun 18th, 2008 at 3:28pm
 
Hi Brian,

you prefer Aussie rules - used to share a house with some Aussies in London - played the game with them - it seems like a misnomer because there don't appear to be any rules!! seems like everything is allowed!! But good fun and plenty of bruises and a bloody good piss up afterwards!!

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Reply #24 - Jun 18th, 2008 at 4:15pm
 
Tom,

excuse a stupid question from an Englishman  why are hotdogs called hotdogs?

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