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alienspacebabe

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Fortune cookies
Jul 17^th, 2008 at 9:10pm

I'm in Iowa right now - attending a class for licensing and certification. 20 students - 19 of them males. Tonight 7 of us went to dinner at PF Changs.

After dinner, the instructor "Joe Mags" (cool guy) declared that all fortune cookies must now and forever end with "under the sheets". His: "your dreams will come true"
Another: "you will receive contentment"

kinda risque, huh?

then you get to mine - the lone female.... "you will soon embark on a business venture"

yes, all 6 men chimed in "under the sheets!!!" (I *love* being able to laugh at myself!)

I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! You mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

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Karla CH.com Alumnus Offline One of Many and Never Alone - Join OUCH Posts: 3837 x1\|Madison WI USA Gender:	Re: Fortune cookies Reply #1 - Jul 17^th, 2008 at 10:04pm I love it. That is so funny!!
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Tiannia CH.com Alumnus Offline Life does not apologies...... Posts: 3422 Eugene, OR Gender:	Re: Fortune cookies Reply #2 - Jul 17^th, 2008 at 10:22pm That is awesome.
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Redd CH.com Sponsor Offline Posts: 8457 Stevens Point USA Wisconsin Gender:	Re: Fortune cookies Reply #3 - Jul 17^th, 2008 at 10:38pm Aren't double intandras great? Enjoy your time there sis.
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Mosaicwench CH.com Sponsor Offline www.mosaicwench.com Posts: 3507 Near Milwaukee WI, USA Gender:	Re: Fortune cookies Reply #4 - Jul 18^th, 2008 at 12:16am We always start fortune cookie fortunes with "when in bed . . . " and then the fortune. Works about the same! What? You left your clusterballs unattended??? Oh, the humanity!
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Jennifer CH.com Alumnus Offline Posts: 3265 Supply, VA Gender:	Re: Fortune cookies Reply #5 - Jul 18^th, 2008 at 2:50pm LOL Lizzie!!!
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midwestbeth Ex Member	Re: Fortune cookies Reply #6 - Jul 18^th, 2008 at 3:39pm
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alienspacebabe CH.com Alumnus Offline Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? Posts: 1969 Cudahy, WI Gender:	Re: Fortune cookies Reply #7 - Jul 18^th, 2008 at 5:39pm Mosaicwench wrote on Jul 18^th, 2008 at 12:16am: What? You left your clusterballs unattended??? Oh, the humanity! Bartholomew should be guarding them well - I left my balls in good hands (erm... paws?)
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