Dick Cheney and George W. Bush are having breakfast at the White House. The attractive young waitress asks
Cheney what he would like, and he replies, 'I'd like a bowl of oatmeal
and some fruit.'

And what can I get for you, Mr.
President?'  George W. Looks up from his menu and replies with his
trademark wink and slight grin, 'How about a quickie this morning?'
''Why, Mr. President!' the waitress exclaims. 'How rude! You're starting
to act like President Clinton,' and then she storms away.
           
Cheney leans over to Bush and
whispers...'It's pronounced quiche.