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Barry_T_Coles

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Best PMT Question Ever
Sep 18^th, 2008 at 4:17am

How many women with PMT does it take to change a light
bulb?

Woman'sAnswer:

One!
ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? because no one else in this fkn house knows HOW to change a fkn light bulb!

They don't even know that the fkn bulb is BURNED OUT!!

They would sit in the dark for THREE fkn DAYS before they figured it out.

And,once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the god damned lightbulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CABINET for the past 17 YEARS!

But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find them,
2 DAYS LATER, the fkn chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME fkn SPOT!!!!!

AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE FREAKING LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO FKR EVER PICKS UP OR CARRIES
OUT THE GARBAGE!!!!

IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATEDFROM THE FKN PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE FKN HOUSE!!

IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE! AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGES
THE FKN TOILET PAPER ROLL !!

I'm sorry.

What was the question?

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Margi CH.com Alumnus Offline Nuthin like a good neck rub! Posts: 3814 x1\|Calgary\|Canada\| Gender:	Re: Best PMT Question Ever Reply #1 - Sep 18^th, 2008 at 12:47pm Well, she's right, Barry. What's your point?
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Barry_T_Coles CH.com Alumnus Offline Posts: 2073 Karratha\|,West_Australia Gender:	Re: Best PMT Question Ever Reply #2 - Sep 18^th, 2008 at 8:48pm Margi wrote on Sep 18^th, 2008 at 12:47pm: Well, she's right, Barry. What's your point? Exactly, if it wasn't so true it wouldn't be funny, maybe I got PMT
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andrewjb CH.com Hall of Famer Offline when the love of power becomes the power of love ! Posts: 1612 x1\|london\|England\|europe\|185\|238\| Gender:	Re: Best PMT Question Ever Reply #3 - Sep 20^th, 2008 at 3:10am .
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