LITTLE HARRY ON MATH (Part 1)
A teacher asks her class, 'If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence,
and  you shoot one of them, how many will be left?'
She calls on little Harry.
He replies, 'None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot.'
The teacher replies, 'The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking.'
Then little Harry says, 'I have a question for YOU Miss Rogers'.
There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream:
One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream.
The second is gobbling down the top and sucking on the cone.
The third is biting off the top of the ice cream.
Which one is married?'
The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, 'Well, I suppose the one
that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone.'
to which Little Harry replies, 'The correct answer is 'The one with the
wedding-ring on, 'but I like your thinking.'

LITTLE HARRY ON MATH (Part 2)

Little Harry returns from school and says he got an 'F' in  arithmetic.
'Why'? asks the father.
'The teacher asked 'How much is 2 x 3', so I said 6', replies Harry.
'But that's right' says his father.
'Yeah, but then she asked me, 'How much is 3 x 2'
'What's the fuckin' difference?' asks the father.
'That's what I said' replied Harry.

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