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Economic Models explained with Cows PT1
Oct 17th, 2008 at 7:31am  
SOCIALISM
You have 2 cows,
You give one to your neighbour

COMMUNISM
You have 2 cows
The State takes both and gives you some milk

FASCISM
You have 2 cows
The State takes both and sells you some milk

NAZISM
You have 2 cows
The State takes both and shoots you
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Re: Economic Models explained with Cows PT1
Reply #1 - Oct 17th, 2008 at 7:35am  
BUREAUCRATISM
You have 2 cows
The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, and then throws the milk away

TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
You have two cows
You sell one and buy a bull
Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows
You sell them and retire on the income

SURREALISM
You have two giraffes
The government requires you to take harmonica lessons

AN AMERICAN CORPORATION
You have two cows
You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows
Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why the cow has dropped dead

A FRENCH CORPORATION
You have two cows
You go on strike, organise a riot, and block the roads, because you want three cows
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