AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES!

     Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by
     getting someone else to hold them while you chop.

     Avoid arguments with the Mrs. About lifting the
     toilet seat by using the sink.

     For high blood pressure sufferers: Simply cut
     yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus
     reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember
     to use a timer.

     A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock,
     will prevent you from rolling over and going back
     to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

     If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of
     laxatives; then you'll be afraid to cough.

     You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape.
     If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it
     shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.

     Remember:
     Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

     If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.

     Daily Thought:
     SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE A SLINKIE NOT REALLY
     GOOD FOR ANYTHING, BUT THEY BRING A SMILE
     TO YOUR FACE WHEN THEY FALL DOWN THE STAIRS

THANK YOU for the laugh.  I needed that.  Sitting at the liabary, trying to laugh quietly and i'm not sure how i did.  Oh well they just watched me fight through a ch and now am laughing at your post.  ....maybe they will wonder... I do sometimes  LOL