This is a true story and happened to me a couple of months ago!!!!

Shortly after venturing to bed i felt the urge to use the toilet, too many soft drinks before bed and thus the story begins.

Not needing any light on i went to the toilet, just as i relaxed and about to relieve myself from in between my legs my ickle 5month old kitten decided to jump on the toilet not knowing the seat was up! At this put the terrified kitten began scrabbling to stay out of the toilet bowl just as i let go a little bit (of wee that is), i wasnt expecting that and sure as hell the kitty didnt expect the hole beneath nor the pee from above!!! As i yelled to the wife what was happening, she couldnt stop laughing to help, i had to lock the kitten in the bathroom with me, finish my business then bathe the kitty!!!

One night and bathroom trip i will mnever forget!!!