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LadyLuv

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The Pastor's Ass
Dec 8^th, 2008 at 5:29pm

The Pastor's Ass

The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.

The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it won again.

      The local paper read:
      PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.

The next day, the local paper headline read:

   BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.

This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey.

The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.

The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day:

   NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.

The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.

The next day the paper read:
   NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.

This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.

The next day the headlines read:

NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE. < BR>

The bishop was buried the next day.

The moral of the story is . . being concerned
about public opinion can bring you much grief
and misery . . even shorten your life.

So be yourself and enjoy life.
Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and
you'll be a lot happier and live longer!

Have a great day!
   Grin

Lady Luv

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lashultzwfe CH.com Veteran Offline Make it a Great Day! Posts: 178 Milton,Wisconsin USA Gender:	Re: The Pastor's Ass Reply #1 - Dec 8^th, 2008 at 6:06pm Ruthie, That is too funny.....LOL Diane
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LadyLuv CH.com Alumnus Offline I love YaBB 1G - SP1! Posts: 1495 Champaign, IL Gender:	Re: The Pastor's Ass Reply #2 - Dec 8^th, 2008 at 6:15pm Glad to help brighten your day Diane... P & B Lady Luv
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Barry_T_Coles CH.com Alumnus Offline Posts: 2073 Karratha\|,West_Australia Gender:	Re: The Pastor's Ass Reply #3 - Dec 9^th, 2008 at 12:00am That is too funny & so so true Barry
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maalstroom CH.com Old Timer Offline ''Dance to my tune''.... the hell I will! Posts: 491 the Netherlands Gender:	Re: The Pastor's Ass Reply #5 - Dec 12^th, 2008 at 6:21am That was funny! All the best, Pascal.
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