The old farmer had a large pond in the back, fixed up  nicely with picnic tables, a barbecue pit, horseshoe courts, and some  apple and peach trees.

The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for  swimming when it was built.

One evening, the old guy decided  to go down to the pond and look it over. He hadn't been there for a  while.
He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some  fruit.

As he neared the pond, he heard voices  shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch  of young women skinny dipping in his pond.
As he approached, he made the  women aware of his presence.

All at once, they all went to the deep  end.

One of the women shouted to him, 'We're not coming out until  you leave.'

The old man frowned, 'I did  not come down here to watch you young ladies swim naked, or to make you
get out of the pond naked.'

Holding up the bucket, he said, 'I'm only here ladies to  feed the gators.'

Moral: Old men can still think  fast!


Old guys RULE!