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aubmari

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The black bra...
Mar 4^th, 2009 at 5:55pm

The Black Bra
The other day I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends. One is engaged, one is a mistress, and of course I have been married for 20+ years.
We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by wearing a black leather bra & bodice, stiletto heels and a mask over just our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes. Here's how it all went:
My engaged friend: The other night my boyfriend came over and found me wearing a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams. I love you.' Then we made love all night long.
The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels and mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex all night.
Then I had to share my story: When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said… "What's for dinner, Batman?"

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ClusterChuck CH.com Alumnus Offline The BEAST rises again, and again, and again, and . Posts: 5394 Greenville, North Carolina Gender:	Re: The black bra... Reply #1 - Mar 4^th, 2009 at 6:41pm aubmari wrote on Mar 4^th, 2009 at 5:55pm: The other night my boyfriend came over and found me wearing a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. ... ... ... Then we made love all night long. FUNNY!!! I get the same results, whenever I wear that outfit, too! Chuck
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aubmari CH.com Old Timer Offline Do not lose heart~ Posts: 443 Helena, Montana Gender:	Re: The black bra... Reply #2 - Mar 6^th, 2009 at 1:12pm
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Guiseppi CH.com Moderator CH.com Alumnus Offline San Diego to Florida 05-16-2011 Posts: 12063 SAN DIEGO, CALIFORNIA USA Gender:	Re: The black bra... Reply #3 - Mar 6^th, 2009 at 1:30pm "What's for dinner, Batman?" Thas messed up!!!!
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LadyLuv CH.com Alumnus Offline I love YaBB 1G - SP1! Posts: 1495 Champaign, IL Gender:	Re: The black bra... Reply #4 - Mar 9^th, 2009 at 1:31pm
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lashultzwfe CH.com Veteran Offline Make it a Great Day! Posts: 178 Milton,Wisconsin USA Gender:	Re: The black bra... Reply #5 - Mar 9^th, 2009 at 8:02pm Oh, I thought it was going to end a different way; like the husband saying, well this is the 3rd night of this black bra stuff........ Diane
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