Tonight I read a story about the sighting of an Unknown Flying Object over the moorlands,

“It” was travelling very slowly and had an undulating light” said one onlooker.
The statement from the police was
“What moorland”
Undu! What”Oh I see”
“Probably a UFO then” we’ll send some one out for a look.

“You can’t park that there” come on show me your insurance and don’t give me that gobbledegook

“Sarge we’ve got some nutter wanting political asylum must be on drugs looks a bit thin and his… eyes”.

We get plenty of sightings in the UK, do you reckon there’s anything in it

Now I’ve emptied my head time for bed.
Colin.