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cavalier

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Concerns have been raised in the media,
Apr 14^th, 2009 at 10:14pm

Large Hadron Collider.

Sounds grrreat doesn’t it

Gone a bit quiet, are they still there? Maybe the strangelets have got them or is there a mini black hole where the canteen used to be
Particle collisions to make coffee, wow what a cappuccino. (Personally I prefer Latte)

Particle collisions pose no conceivable threat” Well where have I heard that one before:
Big bang springs to mind!

Yeah do you believe that! The next thing they’ll be telling us we evolved from monkeys, (did you know Darwin stayed at my Aunt Penn’s house, not the one in Cornwall that’s a different tale) bit of a funny bloke always going on about natural selection, I prefer the pick n mix.

All this money and technology to collide particles with no real guarantees, you’d think they could find a cure for…. Habitual toe nail biting.

Any concerns should be posted to the Executive Committee of the Division of Particles & Fields of the American Physical Society.

Save the toe nail you never no where your next meals coming from
I’m going to bed.

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Jimi CH.com Moderator CH.com Alumnus Offline Don't feed the moderators Posts: 4925 Madisonville, KY Gender:	Re: Concerns have been raised in the media, Reply #1 - Apr 14^th, 2009 at 10:32pm Cav Man......you just ain't right. Now go chew your toenails and go to bed.
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Charlie CH.com Alumnus Offline Happy to be here Posts: 18971 Jamestown, NY Gender:	Re: Concerns have been raised in the media, Reply #3 - Apr 15^th, 2009 at 11:15am Not to worry Cathi. This is just what happens when the Toenail Fairly passes us by. Multimedia File Viewing and Clickable Links are available for Registered Members only!! You need to or Charlie
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Re: Concerns have been raised in the media,
Reply #4 - Apr 15^th, 2009 at 11:54am

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you’d think they could find a cure for…. Habitual toe nail biting.

Cav i said it before and I'll say it again you're one whacked out chicken my friend..!

You better hope they don't find that cure until the last premiership game of the season because your going to need something to bite on..

Squeaky bum time...

Go on the Potters.... Wink

Lefty...!

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Shawn Ex Member	Re: Concerns have been raised in the media, Reply #5 - Apr 15^th, 2009 at 6:43pm They had a little accident and won't be back online until late this year. Little accident. Either that or the solar system was obliterated and they haven't told us yet. The odds are less than 1/50,000 that they'll destroy the planet. Doesn't that make you feel better now?
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Lobster CH.com Alumnus Offline Posts: 2417 Gender:	Re: Concerns have been raised in the media, Reply #6 - Apr 15^th, 2009 at 7:28pm Bah. Black hole. Bah. Naked singularity, maybe. Not a Black hole though. Bah. We don't need no stinkin event horizon.
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Potter CH.com Alumnus Offline Team MOOSE DROOL Stinky Stuff on a Hook Prostaff Posts: 3600 Blgs.Mt. Gender:	Re: Concerns have been raised in the media, Reply #7 - Apr 15^th, 2009 at 7:30pm Multimedia File Viewing and Clickable Links are available for Registered Members only!! You need to or No squeaky butt Potter
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KJ CH.com Alumnus Offline Posts: 596 Indianapolis, IN Gender:	Re: Concerns have been raised in the media, Reply #8 - Apr 15^th, 2009 at 8:48pm Thank you, Cavalier for bringing it up.....I have been fascinated by this big ol' science project since I first heard of it. I was glad it didn't start right.....'cause it SCARES me! Potter......THANK YOU for the rap infomercial.....too funny
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cavalier

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Re: Concerns have been raised in the media,
Reply #9 - Apr 15^th, 2009 at 8:53pm

Now Geneva’s got the black hole production underway I wonder how long it will be before they out source it to China.

Bulletin!!!

500 scientific jobs go at the Hadron
Conflicting reports on strangelets picketing the facility
Mr Strange E Let said “we knew it was coming and only a matter of time”
“Were the best black hole manufactures in the business”
“What sort a quality are they gonna get there” it’ll only blow up in their faces.
“I’ve worked there for 20 years how am I gonna feed the the little atoms”

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icedragon Ex Member	Re: Concerns have been raised in the media, Reply #10 - Apr 15^th, 2009 at 8:59pm Oh yes... There is nothing to be concerned about. The last time they fired the puppy up, a few magnets melted, but nothing to worry about. They are going to replace them and should be firing it up soon enough. I believe they have the date set for December 21, 2012...
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Melissa CH.com Moderator CH.com Alumnus Offline Don't give up! Posts: 7238 Central WI, USA Gender:	Re: Concerns have been raised in the media, Reply #11 - Apr 15^th, 2009 at 11:05pm Smoke/Drink 'em if you got um!
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