I read today an article on helpful hints and tips,
If you’re going out to some party and you’ve just realised that your best undies are still in the laundry basket here’s what you do.
Clear the draining board of those unwashed breakfast dishes and lay down the garment
With a nice big bar of soap rub gently the gusset and rear area with a circular motion,
Now don’t get carried away especially if they’re your partners,
Rinse through and give a little sniff around the effected area’s to make sure clean.
No need to sniff before cleaning.
Place on a microwaveable plate and place in the microwave.
Set on max power for 5 minutes remembering to turn them over after couple of minutes.
You could use the auto defrost setting if you were popping out for a minute or two.

Don’t do what I did with a couple of baked potatoes the other day, when they came out rattling, (A mummy’s testicles springs to mind)

Anyway to the gusset in hand so to speak,
They did say treat like a piece of nice sea bass or mackerel, watch for the steam to dissipate and remove gently, teasing the garment apart.
Please don’t try nylons they’ll only melt.
Got through a couple of my best pairs before I realised.

I went WTF before I went LOL.  Then I went LOL again. 

I got an easier way.

I just turn them inside out

With undergarments like that you have to wonder if Cav has a soul full of hope or a ... never mind..