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German in Paris
Aug 14th, 2009 at 11:16pm  
It is 1942 in a Paris brothel.

A gestapo officer hitches up his pants  and says to the French girl lying on the bed.

'in about nine months time you will have a baby - you may call him Adolf if you wish - Heil Hitler'

French girl replies.

'In about six weeks time you will get a rash - you may call it the measles if you wish - Vive La France!!'
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Re: German in Paris
Reply #1 - Aug 17th, 2009 at 4:19pm  
The French Resistance came in many forms... Grin Grin


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