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Last month, before all this latest crap…my Brother…knowing my musical tastes… bought me tickets to see John Prine at the Paramount in Seattle.
So, 3 days before surgery, I told the surgeons asst (cute Chinese lady, got a couple of laughs out of her) that I had tickets to JOHN PRINE in 2 weeks! Really want to go….whadda ya think? Well…hmmm….that would not be advisable…you will be weaker than you think…nope, don’t go….
Rats…so tried the doc himself…Korean dude, 40ish…”John Who? ”…double rats…doesn’t even know who I’m talking about…”nope…you shouldn’t go”….
So then…HYPOTHETICALY…if I HAD gone, this MIGHT have been what happened.
At will call…I would have been nervous…I always worry about will call tickets…stuff happens, ya know? But then, sometimes, the entertainment starts BEFORE the entertainment. The lady in front of me WOULD have said…”I’m a friend of John’s wife…she always has a post concert party…and I’m sure she left an invite for ME! Where’s the party?” Will call clerk would have a passive face…honed over years of hearing every bs story imaginable…nary a twitch, and say… “Nope, nothing here….” Lady says…”but I’m sure…she always does…at least did she leave tickets?” Clerk….”Nope” and he would have then looked at me in a manner of polite dismissiveness. She would then have reluctantly slinked away…but still…God Bless her….provided additional yucks when I could have overheard her, on my way to the door, tell her beau…”didn’t work…guess we’ll have to BUY tickets!” Bwaaaaaaa-hahahahaha…ya think? Note here: During the concert, John MIGHT have said, my wife, Fiona, is in Memphis tonight.
Too much fun?…naw…not yet! After being seated…a couple might have shown up and said…”excuse me, but I think you are in our seats…uh ha..uh ha”. Me…nope…uh ha…uh ha…here’s mine (and then he showed me his)…THE SAME… Much consternation would have ensued….ushers would have appeared THREE freaking times to “check” the tickets…the last time during the opening act…at which time I was finally getting pissed…and ALMOST had the chance to say…get the F out of my face and fix this! …but then the young man said…’we’ll fix this”…damn right you will, show’s on…..and I wasn’t moving…they never came back….
Note: my cynical side would have surmised that the Paramount, realizing these were pledge tickets, purchased by an OUT OF TOWN buyer, simply figured no one would show and RESOLD the seats…but then, that’s just me surmising…IF I had been there….
So, to continue, that is, IF I had been there…the opening act would have been Dan Reeder. Never heard of him?…neither have I. A funny, folkie type, totally unassuming, seemed uncomfortable in front…and said so. Among the quips was…”they told me if I don’t play for at least 30 mins they won’t pay me…and if I play for longer than 35…they gonna drag me off. I’m thinking John picked a good one…also said his 13 yr old daughter hates his music…didn’t seem to bother him….he don’t care bout what don’t matter………I’m liking that…..
Had the audience in his palm…unassuming works when you open for a class act. My favorite WOULD have been a song entitled “I got ALL the f****n’ work I need”…title AND entire lyrics! Repeated…melodically! Got the audience singing along…at one point would have said…I don’t think you Seattle folks work hard enough…. cuz that’s f****n weak! The audience would then have proved him wrong…….we DO!
JP then would have come on. After an interminable 35 minute wait (gotta sell those lobby drinks methinks)….started slow…looked kinda chunky (I can relate…he’s a cancer survivor…never know when you gonna need those pounds). The 2 hour! show then would have built in passion and performance…at one point he might have mentioned that his early songs always killed off the protagonist…making it difficult for a sequel…he then made up for it…..his backup band (one on bass, the other on guitar, mandolin, harp, ukulele, acoustic, electric…Jason Wilber…..he gonna be a star!) SUPERB….if I had seen it…..that is…
Yup…WOULD have been a WONDERFUL show…by a real professional…with passion and panache…and the best lyrics this side of Dylan or John and Paul….and the drunk lady next to me would have provided delightful giggles and WHOOPS throughout….
But then…I probably wasn’t there, if anyone asks…cuz if I was…I would owe my Brother a WORLD of THANKS!………………………………………………………
As BB King would say…”Sommmmmmme-dayyyyyyy baaaaaa-bee……”
Later
Love
JB
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