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LeLimey Ex Member	British Elections - Apr 20^th, 2010 at 11:51am - are coming up next month and I would like to draw your attention to the Icelandic Volcano Party. In the last five days they have done more to halt illegal immigration than any other party in the last ten years. Vote wisely my friends
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Ghost CH.com Alumnus Offline Farting relieves the pressure Posts: 4106 Farmersville, TX Gender:	Re: British Elections - Reply #1 - Apr 20^th, 2010 at 2:26pm I got confused I thought you where trying to speak Japanese .... I thought you said British Erections, so I hesitated getting in here. Then I remembered it was CHen 1 on Broom Stick 1 and knew it had to be a ploy to keep guys out.
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Lefty CH.com Alumnus Offline Posts: 759 Gender:	Re: British Elections - Reply #2 - Apr 20^th, 2010 at 5:23pm I'm trying to sneak myself and three other Irish immigrants into the States in a couple of weeks so they definitely wont be getting my vote.. Lefty
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Reply #3 - Apr 20^th, 2010 at 7:19pm

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Icelandic Volcano Party

There used to be spontaneous gatherings of an Icelandic Vodkano Party. The flowing and erupting drifted into air currents three sheets to the wind and under the table, but the opposite happened, nobody could leave for several days. In short time the isolated environment evolved its own different and a bewildering language, there were no words for time or civilization. The outside world was simply known as "huh, fuckit"

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cavalier Ex Member	Re: British Elections - Reply #4 - Apr 20^th, 2010 at 8:05pm Thought i could give a sorta humorous response to the immigration issue and my mind can't think....... I'm trying but the tabs won't let me.
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LeLimey Ex Member	Re: British Elections - Reply #5 - Apr 20^th, 2010 at 8:33pm I'm actually convinced icelanders developed from Scots. Think about it You can't pronouce stuff in either language and with the Scot national drink I can easily see how that volcano got it's name.. ay-effin-cannae-see-wha-ahm-effin-doin-ov-hen Nuff said really
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Reply #6 - Apr 21^st, 2010 at 5:34am

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I'm actually convinced icelanders developed from Scots.

Think about it

You can't pronouce stuff in either language and with the Scot national drink I can easily see how that volcano got it's name.. ay-effin-cannae-see-wha-ahm-effin-doin-ov-hen

Nuff said really Roll Eyes

I always thought Islandics decended fron Vikings. What wiff der pre-nuncy-ation and spell's and all....Kiwldawabbit, kiwldawabbit...Heheheheheheh

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Melissa CH.com Moderator CH.com Alumnus Offline Don't give up! Posts: 7238 Central WI, USA Gender:	Re: British Elections - Reply #7 - Apr 21^st, 2010 at 7:26am Kevin- LMAO!!
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Reply #8 - Apr 21^st, 2010 at 9:04am

Make fun of the Icelanders all that you want, but theyll have the last laugh (don't know if they know how to yet) when they attack us with their rheindeer horns! To arms! To arms! They also have gas warfare-haven't invented soap yet and rheindeer meat causes LOTS of GAS! Shocked

Much worse than the after gas caused by haggis! (By the way, neither the Icelanders nor their rheindeer are housetrained).

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Make fun of the Icelanders all that you want, but theyll have the last laugh (don't know if they know how to yet) when they attack us with their rheindeer horns! To arms! To arms! They also have gas warfare-haven't invented soap yet and rheindeer meat causes LOTS of GAS! Shocked

Much worse than the after gas caused by haggis! (By the way, neither the Icelanders nor their rheindeer are housetrained).

People eat deer here too and in England and just about everywhere I've ever been. I doubt if there's any more hot air there than here, there seems to be an excess of it in some places in fact Grin

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TommyA Ex Member	Re: British Elections - Reply #10 - Apr 21^st, 2010 at 3:02pm How can anyone who has seen "Bambi" ever eat deer (OK, I'll admit that I have). The humanity, the humanity! Has anyone ever eaten an Icelander?
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Paul98 CH.com Alumnus Offline What, it's all in my head? Posts: 2532 Clyde, NY USA Gender:	Re: British Elections - Reply #11 - Apr 21^st, 2010 at 4:04pm Quote: How can anyone who has seen "Bambi" ever eat deer (OK, I'll admit that I have). The humanity, the humanity! Has anyone ever eaten an Icelander? Yes, it tastes like ~~chicken~~ Gallus domesticus! -P.
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Sandy_C CH.com Sponsor Offline There is no such thing as a stupid question. Posts: 3371 Jamestown, NC Gender:	Re: British Elections - Reply #12 - Apr 21^st, 2010 at 9:36pm I love this thread! Laughing my as* off! This CH family is ...is...is...weird, kinda sorta, but I love ya! Thanks, I needed this. You all made my day. Sandy
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Reply #13 - Apr 22^nd, 2010 at 3:36am

Paul98 wrote on Apr 21^st, 2010 at 4:04pm:

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How can anyone who has seen "Bambi" ever eat deer (OK, I'll admit that I have). The humanity, the humanity!

Has anyone ever eaten an Icelander?

Yes, it tastes like ~~chicken~~ Gallus domesticus! Cheesy

-P.

Is Gallus domesticus male or female?
In any case, Icelanders made heir chickens extinct years ago by letting them out in the winter to eat-they did have frozen chickens to eat for a bit butt tried to eat them before removing the feathers and cooking them (they only learned about fire and cooking about 10 years ago. Raw rheindeer with lots of hair is the favorite and only food there, except for the occasional lost explorer). It is satisfying to know that the evil Icelanders can't live in temperatures above 33 degrees fahrinheit, so get rid of your freezers and pray that they invade in the summer!).

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