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Life as a Senior Citizen
Jul 3^rd, 2011 at 10:44am

Forgot my glasses

Yesterday my daughter asked why I didn't do something useful with my time. She suggested I go down to the senior center and hang out with the guys.

So I did, and when I got home last night I told her that I had joined a parachute club.
She said "Are you nuts? You're almost 77 years old and you're going to start jumping out of airplanes?"
I proudly showed her that I even got a membership card.
She said to me, "You idiot, where are your glasses! This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club!"
I'm in trouble again and don't know what to do! I signed up for five jumps a week!

Life as a senior citizen is not getting any easier!

Lean on me, when you're not strong, cause we all need somebody to lean on.

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Cheryl Anthony Ex Member	Re: Life as a Senior Citizen Reply #1 - Jul 16^th, 2011 at 7:55am So sad for that, there isn't any solution to cancel that?
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Lenny CH.com Alumnus Offline I love YaBB 1G - SP1! Posts: 642 Los Angeles,CA Gender:	Re: Life as a Senior Citizen Reply #2 - Jul 16^th, 2011 at 1:19pm Very curious (in regards of your salary) will they pay you by the JUMP or the HUMP... Any discounts for "aarp" members ???...
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George CH.com Moderator CH.com Alumnus Offline Black-Billed Magpie Posts: 8126 Boise, Idaho USA Gender:	Re: Life as a Senior Citizen Reply #3 - Jul 18^th, 2011 at 10:37am Sorry about the spammer. Missed seeing "her" until now. All better now. Best, George
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