To Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity



1. Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.



2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice!



3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.



4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.



5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana'



6. With a serious face Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat.



7. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.



8. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'



9. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'



10. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.

Racer1_NC wrote on Jul 19^th, 2011 at 11:37am:

That is something you would do 

We constantly tell each other in our family that you're fired, but then regret it immediately. It takes all 5 of us to keep it togeather

One of my best memories is when my mother, aunt, cousin (who sent this to me) and I used to drive around San Francisco and actually roll our window down and ask the person in the next car at the stop light if they had any Grey Pupon! very very funny reactions!