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SCOTCH?
Aug 31^st, 2011 at 5:31pm

On the first day of school, the children brought gifts for their teacher.

The supermarket manager's daughter brought the teacher a basket of assorted fruit.

The florist's son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers.

The candy-store owner's daughter gave the teacher a pretty box of candy.

Then the liquor-store owner's son brought up a big, heavy box. The teacher lifted it up and noticed that it was leaking a little bit..She touched a drop of the liquid with her finger and tasted it.

"Is it wine?" she guessed; "No," the boy replied. She tasted another drop and asked, " Champagne ?

"No," said the little boy............."It's a puppy!"

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Mike NZ CH.com Hall of Famer Offline Oxygen rocks! D3 too! Posts: 3785 Auckland, New Zealand Gender:	Re: SCOTCH? Reply #1 - Aug 31^st, 2011 at 10:15pm Thank you for yet again putting a smile on my face when I need really need it.
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Beth E CH.com Junior Offline Thanks for understanding CH.com! Posts: 88 Union City (Erie) PA Gender:	Re: SCOTCH? Reply #2 - Sep 25^th, 2011 at 12:25pm ha ha ha ha ha!!!! but eeeewwwwwwww
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Potter CH.com Alumnus Offline Team MOOSE DROOL Stinky Stuff on a Hook Prostaff Posts: 3600 Blgs.Mt. Gender:	Re: SCOTCH? Reply #3 - Sep 25^th, 2011 at 10:11pm Bwaaaaaaaa
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