Old fellow was having a quiet walk along a quiet waterhole, when he heard a voice "Do you hear me" he looks around he`s on his own, thinks he must be hearing things.

Then louder "Do you hear me". Old fellow looks around again no one but a green frog on a lily pad. He says to the frog"Was that you talking" frog answers "of course there`s no one else around is there?" "Look " the frog says "pick me up kiss me and I`ll turn into a gorgeous 18yr old female, all for you"

The old fellow picks the frog up puts him in his pocket and keeps strolling along.
"Are you bloody mad ,kiss me and all your dreams will be answered"

"No Thanks "says the old fellow "At my age I`d rather have a talking frog"