Husband  Store

A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:

You may visit this store ONLY ONCE!  There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item  from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
1st Floor..'These men Have Jobs'

She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign
reads:
2nd Floor - 'These men Have Jobs and Love Kids'.

'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.'

So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:
3rd Floor - 'These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking'.

'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:
4th Floor - 'These men Have Jobs, Love  Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With  Housework.

'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!' Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:

5th Floor -  These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help  with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic  Streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign  reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.


PLEASE NOTE:

To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store
just across the street.

The first floor has wives that love sex.

The second floor has wives that love sex and have money and like beer

The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.

I'm right there with ya Joe.....sigh!! 

I'd have to say though, that were this a true story rather than a joke, that there would probably be a significant number of lady's that left with a new husband from floors 1 thru 5.....not a doubt in my mind though that floors 3 thru 6 in the new wives store would in fact never be visited....and there'd be a bunch of guys that wouldn't make it past the first floor!!  Lmao!!  Good one LadyLuv!!