Mid-day one Sunday, Thibodeaux showed up at the Emergency Room with a black eye and a broken nose, along with some scrapes and bruises.  The ER doctor asked him what happened.

"Well Doc, I was in church dis mornin', and dey was a BIG lady in a real purdy dress sittin' in front of me.  When da preacher ax us all to 'Please rise', dat dress was all bunched up in da crack of her butt.  I'm jes' tryin' to help, so I reach up and pull it out.  She don't like dat AT ALL, and she turn around and knock da crap outta me."

The doctor just shook his head, treated poor Thibodeaux's injuries, and sent him on his way.

A couple Sundays later, Thibodeaux shows up at the ER again, this time with TWO black eyes, a freshly-broken nose, a broken jaw, and several missing teeth, along with a bunch of new bruises, scrapes and scratches.  The doctor asked, "My God, Thibodeaux!  What happened to you this time???"

"Well Doc," Thibodeaux replies, "I went to church dis mornin' with Boudreaux, and dat same big lady with the purdy dress was sittin' in front of us. When da preacher ax us all to 'Please rise', dat dress was all bunched up in da crack of her butt again.  Boudreaux was jes' tryin' to help her out, and he reach up and pull it out.  Well, I KNOW she don't like dat, and Boudreaux's about to get in BIG trouble!

So, I try to help him out - I reach over real quick and try to stuff dat dress back up dere where it was..."