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LasVegas

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Do you drink?
Jan 16^th, 2013 at 9:38pm

> Great one
>
> Lady: Do you drink?
>
> Man: Yes
>
> Lady: How much a day?
>
> Man: 3 6 packs
>
> Lady: How much per 6 pack
>
> Man: about $10.00
>
> Lady: And how long have you been drinking?
>
> Man: 15 years
>
> Lady: So 1 6 pack cost $10.00 and you have 3 packs a day which puts your
>
> spending each month at $900. In one year, it would be $10,800 correct?
>
> Man: Correct
>
> Lady: If in 1 year you spend $10,800 not accounting for inflation, the
> past
>
> 15 years puts your spending at $162,000 correct?
>
> Man: Correct
>
> Lady: Do you know that if you hadn't drank, that money could have been put
>
> in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound
>
> interest for the past 15 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?
>
> Man: Do you drink?
>
> Lady: No
>
> Man: Where's your fucking Ferrari then?

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AussieBrian CH.com Hall of Famer Offline CH - It's all in your head! Posts: 3851 Cairns, Qld, Australia Gender:	Re: Do you drink? Reply #1 - Jan 17^th, 2013 at 5:04am I've heard tell that beer was invented by ugly women.
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Guiseppi CH.com Moderator CH.com Alumnus Offline San Diego to Florida 05-16-2011 Posts: 12063 SAN DIEGO, CALIFORNIA USA Gender:	Re: Do you drink? Reply #2 - Jan 18^th, 2013 at 10:27am AussieBrian wrote on Jan 17^th, 2013 at 5:04am: I've heard tell that beer was invented by ugly women. The story I heard is that it was invented by white guys who wanted to dance.......
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LasVegas CH.com Sponsor Offline Episodic CH since 11 yrs old, now 50. Posts: 2020 north of the 60th parallel Gender:	Re: Do you drink? Reply #3 - Jan 18^th, 2013 at 5:39pm What about the ole beer goggles saying 1 = 9, 9 = 1.... 1 beer at 9pm s/he looks so-so. 9 beers at 1am the same person looks very desirable. -Gregg in Las Vegas
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lwatson8 CH.com Junior Offline I Love CH.com! Posts: 28 Gender:	Re: Do you drink? Reply #4 - Apr 9^th, 2013 at 11:06pm Then there is the quote from Ben Franklin, " Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." Oh how I long for a beer. Lars
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