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Bad news & Worst news from his Doctor. (Read 1630 times)
Hoppy
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Bad news & Worst news from his Doctor.
Jun 13th, 2013 at 1:42am
 
A doctor says to his patient,"I have bad news and worst news."
"Oh dear, whats the bad news?"Asks the patient. The doctor
replies, "You only have 24hrs to live." "thats  terrible," said the
patient. "How can the news possibly be worse?"
The doctor replies, "I've been trying to contact you since
yesterday."
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Re: Bad news & Worst news from his Doctor.
Reply #1 - Jun 13th, 2013 at 7:42am
 
"But doctor, I can't pay you until next week."

"Ah, then I also have some good news..."
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Hoppy
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Re: Bad news & Worst news from his Doctor.
Reply #2 - Jun 14th, 2013 at 11:41pm
 
What good news? I'll bulk bill you. Wink



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