ARTERY        The study of painting.
BENIGN         What you be after you be eight.
BACTERIA      Back door to cafeteria.
BARIUM         What doctors do when patients die.
BUNION         Pauls surname.
CATSCAN      Searching for kitty.
CAUTERIZE    Made eye contact with her.
COLIC           A sheep dog.
COMA           A punctuation mark.
D&C             Where Washington is.
DILATE         To live longer.
DOSE            A short sleep.
ENEMA          Not a friend.
FESTER         Quicker than someone else.
FIBULA           A small lie.
GENITAL         Non Jew.
G.I.SERIES      World series of military baseball
HANGNAIL       What you hang your coat on.
HERNIA           Pertaining to a females knee.
IMPOTENT       Distinguished, well known.
LABOUR PAIN    Getting hurt at work.
MEDICAL STAFF  A doctors cane.
MORBID            A higher offer  than i bid.   
NITRATES         Cheaper than day rates.
NODE               I knew it
OUTPATIENT     A person who has fainted.
OVA                 Finished, done with.
PAP SMEAR       A fatherhood test
PARADOX          Two doctors.
PELVIS             Second cousin to Elvis.
POST OPERATIVE  A letter carrier.
RECOVERY ROOM  Place to do uphostery.
RECTUM              Damn near killed him.
SACRUM              Holy.
SECRETION          Hiding something.
SEIZURE              Roman emperor.
SPERM                To reject, look away
TABLET               A small table.
TERMINAL ILLNESS  Getting sick at the airport.
TUMOUR             More than one.
URINE                Opposite of mine.
VARICOSE          Nearby.
VEIN                 Conceited.

COLD ONE - cure all