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How to cook a Thanksgiving turkey (Read 1618 times)
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How to cook a Thanksgiving turkey
Nov 27th, 2013 at 8:51pm
 
Step 1: Go buy a turkey
Step 2: Take a drink of whiskey
Step 3: Put turkey in the oven
Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of whiskey
Step 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens
Step 6: Take 3 more whiskeys of drink
Step 7: Turn oven the on
Step 8: Take 4 whisks of drinky
Step 9: Turk the bastey
Step 10: Whiskey another bottle of get
Step 11: Stick a turkey in the thermometer
Step 12: Glass yourself o pour of whiskey
Step 13: Bake the whiskey for 4 hours
Step 14: Take the oven out of the turkey
Step 15: Floor the turkey up off of the pick
Step 16: Turk the carvey
Step 17: Get yourself another scottle of botch
Step 18: Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey
Step 19: Bless the saying, pass and eat out
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Re: How to cook a Thanksgiving turkey
Reply #1 - Nov 27th, 2013 at 9:13pm
 
Another great method is to stuff it with popcorn and put it into the oven exactly four hours before dinner, pointed directly at the table. Saves a helluva lot of carry and carve.

Just be sure the beer glasses are safe as it arrives.
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Re: How to cook a Thanksgiving turkey
Reply #2 - Nov 28th, 2013 at 1:47am
 
Buying popcorn today - everything else I already have  Grin
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D3 rocks !!!
 
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