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goaway CH.com Veteran Offline "Things take longer than they do." Posts: 238 North Georgia Mountains Gender:	Lawyer Jokes Oct 1^st, 2014 at 12:56am What's black and brown and looks great on a lawyer? Answer spelled backwards: rehcsniP namreboD A
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AussieBrian CH.com Hall of Famer Offline CH - It's all in your head! Posts: 3851 Cairns, Qld, Australia Gender:	Re: Lawyer Jokes Reply #1 - Oct 1^st, 2014 at 5:36am .gnilims ouy ees ot eciN .yawaog, eno dooG.
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LasVegas CH.com Sponsor Offline Episodic CH since 11 yrs old, now 50. Posts: 2020 north of the 60th parallel Gender:	Re: Lawyer Jokes Reply #2 - Nov 16^th, 2014 at 6:53pm this is the only lawyer joke I know, despite it being factual... what are three guarantees in life? 1. paying taxes 2. death 3. getting screwed over by an attorney Gregg in Las Vegas
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Reply #3 - Dec 9^th, 2014 at 10:28am

Being very religious the young couple find themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven.

While waiting, they begin to wonder: could they possibly get married in Heaven?

When St. Peter finally showed up, they asked him.
St Peter said "I don't know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go find out" and he leaves them sitting at the Gate.

After three months, St Peter finally returns, looking somewhat bedraggled.
"Yes" he informs the couple " I can get you married in Heaven".

"Great!" said the couple "But we were just wondering, what if things don't work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?"

"You must be joking" says St. Peter, red-faced with frustration, slamming his clipboard on the ground.

"What's wrong?" asked the frightened couple".

"OH, COME ON!" St. Peter shouted "It took me three months to find a priest up here.....Do you have any idea how long it'll take me to find a lawyer?"

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Callico CH.com Hall of Famer Offline Author of "Stranded at Romson's Lodge Posts: 4916 Aurora IL Gender:	Re: Lawyer Jokes Reply #4 - Feb 13^th, 2015 at 10:09pm There are only three lawyer jokes. The rest are all true! jc
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