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Hoppy

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Cheetos
Jun 4^th, 2015 at 5:30pm

A guy goes to his doctor and says "Doc, ya gotta help me. My dick is turning orange!"

Doctor pauses to think and asks the guy to drop his pants so he can have a look. Damned if the guy's penis isn't orange! Doc tells the guy, "This is very strange. Sometimes things like this are caused by a lot of stress in a person's life. How are things going at work?"

The guy responds that he was fired 6 weeks ago. The doctor tells him that this must be the cause of the stress. Guy says "No, the boss was a real not a very nice person, I had to work 20-30 hrs of overtime every week, and I had no say in anything that was happening. I found a new job a couple weeks ago where I can set my own hours, I'm getting twice my old pay, and the boss is real cool."

So the doc thinks a little longer and says "Well, do you have any hobbies or a social life?" Guy says, "No, most nights I just sit at home watching porno flicks and eating Cheetos."

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maz CH.com Hall of Famer Offline I Love CH.com! Posts: 1071 Hampshire, England Gender:	Re: Cheetos Reply #1 - Jun 4^th, 2015 at 8:14pm . Took me a while to get it though............
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AussieBrian CH.com Hall of Famer Offline CH - It's all in your head! Posts: 3851 Cairns, Qld, Australia Gender:	Re: Cheetos Reply #2 - Jun 5^th, 2015 at 5:54am maz wrote on Jun 4^th, 2015 at 8:14pm: . Took me a while to get it though............ I don't get it. Maz, would you send me a PM to explain?
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Peter510 CH.com Alumnus Offline Don't give out... But don't give in. Posts: 966 Wexford. Ireland Gender:	Re: Cheetos Reply #3 - Jun 5^th, 2015 at 9:25am Brian, The answer is at hand!!!!! Peter.
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maz CH.com Hall of Famer Offline I Love CH.com! Posts: 1071 Hampshire, England Gender:	Re: Cheetos Reply #4 - Jun 5^th, 2015 at 9:32am What Peter said............... I've been trying to think of a funny answer Brian, but in between K8s and 9s my brain has been fried. Anyway, it's wude !!
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Hoppy CH.com Alumnus Offline LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE Posts: 1890 Perth WA Gender:	Re: Cheetos Reply #5 - Jun 5^th, 2015 at 5:20pm Peter wrote, The answer is at hand!!!!! Hoppy
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