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Signs you're getting old...
Jun 9^th, 2016 at 4:53pm

Don't be shy...I will start...

when you remember things from twenty years ago but not twenty minutes ago.

Here's a few more that come to mind...
Hard to hold in your farts
Food replaces sex as the number one pleasure
Hair starts to grow out of your ears and nose
You watch the news all the time
You need a nap after mowing the lawn
Your the oldest person at the gym Wink

-Gregg in Las Vegas

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LasVegas CH.com Sponsor Offline Episodic CH since 11 yrs old, now 50. Posts: 2020 north of the 60th parallel Gender:	Re: Signs you're getting old... Reply #1 - Jun 9^th, 2016 at 4:55pm When you ask your barber to fix the balding spot in the back of your head and he has no solution. -Gregg in Las Vegas
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LasVegas CH.com Sponsor Offline Episodic CH since 11 yrs old, now 50. Posts: 2020 north of the 60th parallel Gender:	Re: Signs you're getting old... Reply #2 - Jun 9^th, 2016 at 4:56pm When you remember getting calls from a friendly nurse at the doctor's office to advise reminder of tomorrow's appointment, instead of the impersonal automated recording asking you to press 1 to confirm or 2 to reschedule, etc -Gregg in Las Vegas
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LasVegas CH.com Sponsor Offline Episodic CH since 11 yrs old, now 50. Posts: 2020 north of the 60th parallel Gender:	Re: Signs you're getting old... Reply #3 - Jun 9^th, 2016 at 4:57pm When you remember the town you currently live in when it had half the population. -Gregg in Las Vegas
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LasVegas CH.com Sponsor Offline Episodic CH since 11 yrs old, now 50. Posts: 2020 north of the 60th parallel Gender:	Re: Signs you're getting old... Reply #4 - Jun 9^th, 2016 at 5:03pm When you recall using credit cards requiring a swipe on the portable machine with carbon paper for signature. -Gregg in Las Vegas
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Peter510 CH.com Alumnus Offline Don't give out... But don't give in. Posts: 966 Wexford. Ireland Gender:	Re: Signs you're getting old... Reply #5 - Jun 9^th, 2016 at 5:54pm When your broad mind and narrow waist swap places. P.
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maz CH.com Hall of Famer Offline I Love CH.com! Posts: 1071 Hampshire, England Gender:	Re: Signs you're getting old... Reply #6 - Jun 10^th, 2016 at 7:02am You look in the mirror and think "when did that happen".
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maz CH.com Hall of Famer Offline I Love CH.com! Posts: 1071 Hampshire, England Gender:	Re: Signs you're getting old... Reply #7 - Jun 10^th, 2016 at 7:26am I remember a time when they used to ask me for ID if I wanted to buy booze. They don't ask now.
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BobG CH.com Hall of Famer Offline Posts: 6422 St. George, UT Gender:	Re: Signs you're getting old... Reply #8 - Jun 10^th, 2016 at 9:48am When you go to your 50th high school reunion and think "What the hell happened to these geezers?"
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AussieBrian CH.com Hall of Famer Offline CH - It's all in your head! Posts: 3851 Cairns, Qld, Australia Gender:	Re: Signs you're getting old... Reply #9 - Jun 10^th, 2016 at 7:13pm You meet a girl and think, Ooo, she's nice and then you meet her mum and think, Ooo, she's nice. Then along comes granny and...
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jon019 CH.com Alumnus Offline "Ya gotta believe!" Posts: 1656 USA Gender:	Re: Signs you're getting old... Reply #10 - Jun 10^th, 2016 at 9:29pm ...you've known for over 55 years that Red Skelton is one of the funniest men who ever lived..........
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LasVegas CH.com Sponsor Offline Episodic CH since 11 yrs old, now 50. Posts: 2020 north of the 60th parallel Gender:	Re: Signs you're getting old... Reply #11 - Jun 12^th, 2016 at 1:53pm When some of your favorite movies have been remade -Gregg in Las Vegas
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LasVegas CH.com Sponsor Offline Episodic CH since 11 yrs old, now 50. Posts: 2020 north of the 60th parallel Gender:	Re: Signs you're getting old... Reply #12 - Jun 16^th, 2016 at 3:23pm When you grew up in a time when respect of elders was never questioned. e.g., Addressing people as Mr. ___, and Mrs. ____, Miss _____, Dr. _____, certainly not by their first names, unless you knew them personally and were of similar age. -Gregg in Las Vegas
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LasVegas CH.com Sponsor Offline Episodic CH since 11 yrs old, now 50. Posts: 2020 north of the 60th parallel Gender:	Re: Signs you're getting old... Reply #13 - Jun 16^th, 2016 at 3:24pm When you've watched black n white TV more times than color TV before you were a teenager -Gregg in Las Vegas
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Peter510 CH.com Alumnus Offline Don't give out... But don't give in. Posts: 966 Wexford. Ireland Gender:	Re: Signs you're getting old... Reply #14 - Jun 16^th, 2016 at 4:53pm When half the distance takes twice the time (even when driving).
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LasVegas CH.com Sponsor Offline Episodic CH since 11 yrs old, now 50. Posts: 2020 north of the 60th parallel Gender:	Re: Signs you're getting old... Reply #15 - Jun 16^th, 2016 at 5:20pm "You know you're getting old when the candles on your birthday cake cost more than the cake itself." - Bob Hope -Gregg in Las Vegas
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Peter510 CH.com Alumnus Offline Don't give out... But don't give in. Posts: 966 Wexford. Ireland Gender:	Re: Signs you're getting old... Reply #16 - Jun 16^th, 2016 at 6:25pm You know you're old when: You and your teeth don't sleep together.
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