Posted by Hal (209.206.37.88) on October 09, 1999 at 22:19:29:
In Reply to: SAT HUMOR posted by Nancy on October 09, 1999 at 11:42:03:
Q. What do you get when you cross an onion with a jackass?
A. An onion with long ears or a piece of ass so good that it brings tears to your eyes!
Q. Why don’t Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus have any children?
A. Because Santa comes but once a year. And, even then, it’s down a chimney!