Posted by Susan D (208.199.4.65) on October 20, 1999 at 15:27:46:
Bruce goes into the doctor’s office and has some tests run. The doctor comes back and says, “Bruce, I am not going to beat around the bush. You have AIDS.”
Bruce is devastated. “Doc, what can I do?”
The doctor says, “I want you to go home and eat a pound of spicy hot sausage, a head of cabbage, 20 unpeeled carrots drenched in hot sauce, 10 jalapeno peppers, 25 walnuts, 25 peanuts, ˝ box of Grape Nuts cereal, and then drink a gallon of prune juice.”
Bruce asks, “Will that cure me, Doc?”
The doctor says, “No, but it will teach you what your ass is really for.”
I told you it was tasteless!