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Posted by Susan D ( on October 20, 1999 at 15:27:46:

Bruce goes into the doctor’s office and has some tests run. The doctor comes back and says, “Bruce, I am not going to beat around the bush. You have AIDS.”

Bruce is devastated. “Doc, what can I do?”

The doctor says, “I want you to go home and eat a pound of spicy hot sausage, a head of cabbage, 20 unpeeled carrots drenched in hot sauce, 10 jalapeno peppers, 25 walnuts, 25 peanuts, ˝ box of Grape Nuts cereal, and then drink a gallon of prune juice.”

Bruce asks, “Will that cure me, Doc?”

The doctor says, “No, but it will teach you what your ass is really for.”

I told you it was tasteless!

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