Posted by Gil (207.202.183.68) on November 25, 1999 at 18:45:13:
Reasons why I give thanxs for my cluster wife.
1> She burns the turkey because she is too proud to say she needs help when she has but one more headache.
2> She hides in her bedroom while I tell 9 guests that there won't be any turkey for dinner.
3> She drives herself to the emergency room and hits a parked car with my car.
4> She calls 3 hours later while I am cleaning up her mess and asks for a ride home.
5> The main reason why I give Thanxs for her is because when I get to the emergency room she has already left and noone knows where she is.
You gota love her.