Posted by Ron (205.188.192.162) on December 21, 1999 at 07:03:54:
The sight of abonded shopping carts at the super market always pisses me off, but now I realize they must all be from Clusterheads and I just added to their numbers last night. No time to put the frozen food back, just get out as fast as possible. Got to the truck , unbuckled my pants and "popped in a Cafergot Suppository (my drug of choice). As I was banging my head on the steering wheel a cruiser rolled by, stopped, and asked if I was alright. "just a headache, I'm O.K." said I, and managed to mutter a "Merry Christmas" as they drove off. Timing is everything I thought, as I zipped and buckled back up.