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Posted by Drumett ( on January 22, 2000 at 11:21:23:

1. What you call a man with half a brain?

2. What did God say ater creating man?
I can do better.

3. Why do men want to marry virgins?
They can't stand criticism.

4. What do you have when you have two balls in your
A man's undivided attention.

5. What do you call an intelligent man in America?
A tourist.

5. How do men exercise on the beach?
By sucking in their stomach everytime they see a

6. What do you call a handcuffed man?

7. Why do so many women fake orgasm?
Because so many men fake foreplay.

8. What is a man's idea of foreplay?
A half hour of begging.

9. What do men and beer have in common?
They are both empty from the neck up.

10.How do you get men to do sit-ups?
put the remote controls between his toes.

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